Designer Greetings Things to Do List: Drink Beer, Burp, Scratch Funny / Humorous Masculine Retirement Congratulations Card for Man / Him

The interior of this Designer Greetings retirement card design reads: Hope EVERY DAY of your RETIREMENT is more FULFILLING than the LAST! The card measures 5x7 inches and is printed on heavy cardstock. Includes 1 card and 1 envelope. The card has the following special features: spot uv coating.

Front Message: Happy Retirement! 1. Drink Beer 2. Burp 3. Scratch Privates 4. Fart 5. Repeat Inside Verse: Hope EVERY DAY of your RETIREMENT is more FULFILLING than the LAST! Card Size: 5x7 inches Includes: 1 card / 1 white envelope Special Features: Spot UV Coating Paper Stock: Heavy Cardstock