Epic Dental Xylitol Toothpaste, Spearmint, 4.9 Oz

Please don't eat it. There. That's for our legal department after one fellow in Ottumwa enjoyed the taste so much he began ordering an amount of our toothpaste that made us a little uncomfortable. Just enjoy it twice a day, please. Sugar-free and sweetened with xylitol, Epic's Spearmint Fluoride Toothpaste provides the perfect bookends to your daily 6 grams of xylitol that dentists worldwide recommend to help stop tooth decay. We absolutely stand by our secretly-guarded Spearmint formula. Though sometimes we sit ' and occasionally lean. We simply must. Our toothpaste contains 31% xyiltol and uses no sodium lauryl sulfate. It's great to prevent tooth decay, plaque, tartar, and pursed lips. Try it. You'll understand, and no, sorry, we won't send you the Spearmint recipe for your cookies. And anyway - Spearmint Cookies?

Epic Dental Spearmint Toothpaste - 4.9 oz: 31% Xylitol The Cavity-Frightening, Gluten-Free, Sugar-Free, Naturally-Sweetened, Slippery-Teeth, Fresh-Breath, Bright-n-Smiley, Lots-of-Hyphens kind of toothpaste.