Hallmark Funny Father's Day Card (Animal Dad Farts)

Printed on high quality paper stock, this humorous multi-panel Father's Day card features hilarious illustrations of animal dads and their children making fart jokes. Embossed and foil accents add interest and dimension. It's a playful way to send best Father's Day wishes. He's sure to appreciate a heartfelt note from his son, daughter, husband, wife, parents, grandchildren, or friend on a day made especially for celebrating him. The Hallmark brand is widely recognized as the very best for greeting cards, gift wrap, and more. For more than 100 years, Hallmark has been helping its customers make everyday moments more beautiful and celebrations more joyful.

Hallmark Funny Father's Day Card (Animal Kingdom Dad Farts) Wish a happy Father's Day to a good-natured guy that appreciates a classic fart joke. Cover features a hilarious guide to what animal dads do instead of saying "Pull my finger!" with embossing and foil accents. Inside reads: "Duck: Pond bubbles. I call that my "back quack". Elephant: Trust me. You'll know. Octopus: Inky and stinky. Wow. that was like 8 of them! Polar Bear: Sudden melting of ice cap where he's sitting. This is why we're endangered, Dad. Porpoise: Waves flipper furiously in front of nose. Oops. Wrong blowhole. Cheetah: For a couple of seconds, runs even faster. Cough, cough. Whale: Sudden gnarly wave. Thar she blows! Parakeet: Blames it on the parakeet in the little cage mirror. Seriously, Dad Hope your Father's Day doesn't stink." With a lighthearted design and laugh out loud sentiment, this card is the perfect way to celebrate a great dad, stepdad, grandpa, or other important man in your life. Father's Day card measures 5.8" x 8.3" and comes with a coordinating envelope. Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco-friendly greeting cards are made with trees from well-managed forests.