Sphincter Golf Game Set. Party Game, Novelty Gift, Awkward Family Gatherings, White Elephant, Gag Gift. Absurd Yet Highly Amusing.

Sphincter Golf Game Set. Party Game, Novelty Gift, Awkward Family Gatherings, White Elephant, Gag Gift. Absurd Yet Highly Amusing. Product Details Shipping Weight: 4.6 ounces #67 in Toy Golf Products Sphincter Golf is a lighthearted game that makes people laugh at themselves and at each other, creating an outlet for hilarity that, in our opinion, is sorely needed. Compact package allows easy transport. Approximately the size of a hockey puck, the game transcends location and excuses of laziness. The object is simple: place the cup on the ground, temporarily store coins between your glutes (outside the clothing!), transport them towards the cup without dropping, aim and release your best shot. Laugh, keep score and crown your champion! Set includes one (1) stainless steel collapsible cup and three (3) wooden nickels + one (1) Sphincter Golf sticker. Packaging and directions are included Coins are fashioned from the finest materials for that smooth-as-silk fit. Quality craftsmanship to protect your backside from splinters Sphincter Golf is a lighthearted game that makes peoplelaugh at themselves and at each other, creating an outlet for hilarity that,in our opinion, is sorely needed. Perfect for your next tailgate or awkwardfamily gathering, it begs to be played by a crowd. The object is simple: placethe cup on the ground, temporarily store coins between your glutes (outsidethe clothing!), transport them towards the cup without dropping, aim andrelease your best shot. Laugh, keep score and crown your champion! What?! Everdrop coins from your sphincter? If you answered no, you’re not alone. Millionsof Americans admit to never having placed coins between their butt cheeks anddropping them into a cup. Originally discovered during a family rafting trip,Sphincter Golf is an amusing and absurd alternative for your next gathering offun people. Compact package allows easy transport. Perfect for your next houseparty, tailgate, barbecue, awkward family gathering, baby shower or officeholiday party. Please note: Players must enjoy fun. Judgment and shame arestrictly prohibited. The Sphincter Golf set includes one (1) stainless steelcollapsible cup and three (3) wooden nickels. Packaging and directions areincluded Read more Read more OUR STORY One hot summer day in the early 90’s,two brave parents and their three young sons ventured down the Green River ona guided overnight rafting trip. Late that night, as the boys drifted off tosleep in their tent, boisterous laughter and shouting erupted from the groupof adults outside and awoke the brothers from their slumber.

Sphincter Golf Game Set. Party Game, Novelty Gift, Awkward Family Gatherings, White Elephant, Gag Gift. Absurd Yet Highly Amusing.