funny marriage license bachelorette -bachelor party gag gift certificate

Great Bachelorette-Bachelor Party Gag gift. Printed on light weight card stock. 9 x 11 inches. Can be framed(not included) or given as is. Names and date can be filled in. Then it reads as follows: The husband, hence forth known as "the Slave," will turn over all worldly possessions to the wife, who will be known to all as "The Master." The Slave will forfeit all his personal property including his masculine deodorant, gaming systems, and loose change to The Master. The Slave shall not complain about holes in socks, burnt toast, torn underwear, mother-in-law, TV dinners, or Master with a headache. The Master, in turn, will allow The Slave an occasional touch on special occasions, feed him fresh fruit once a month, and scratch him where he cannot reach.

Great Bachelorette-Bachelor Party Gag gift Printed on light weight card stock 9 x 11 inches Ships from Georgia