Unlife is hard, and this Animated Hanging Zombie Torso will show everyone just HOW hard!

Just a word to the wise: do not go up to Hank the zombie and ask him 'how's it hanging?' He absolutely hates it. He has heard it countless times and he doesn't find it very funny. He will try to swing to you and bite your nose off if you do ask him the forbidden question. You have been warned!